Rubbish joke thread

[BoyBurning]

^^^

And following on from the same series...

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: no-eye-deer


Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no-eye-deer



Thankfully for you lot, I am not here all week...
But I am here all weekend...


BB

 

[Neil]

^^^

And following on from the same series...

Have you heard the rather un-PC ones from the same series?

 

[brocklanders023]

What do you call a man with 6 rabbits up his ar*e?


Warren.

 

[brocklanders023]

What do you call a man with a pig on his head?

Hammed.....


What do you call a man with 2 pigs on his head?

Mohammed.....


What do you call a man with 2 pigs on his head, standing between 2 houses?

Mohammed Ali.

 

[rosstheboss]

Two parrots were sat on a perch, one says to the other:
"Can you smell fish?"

 

[al]

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?


A carrot



al. :roll:

 

[tintin40]

My head hurts. I think i'm going to go bang like in the film Scanners :roll:

My U brake has been kidnapped by HMC&E :x

 

[jonnyboy666]

The Government have hinted that there could be another bank holiday in the wake of the Bin Laden execution.

All together now ........















We're all going on Osama holiday!!!

 

[lumos2000]

Dna of bin laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 27% coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk. experts say this is probley due to the bounty on his head

 

[tintin40]

i wanna move to pakistan

cos they take there 'bins' out on a Monday