Inappropriate brand/model names

[MSYT]

Can't really go out on a ride with the wife and kids on a cove handjob or stiffee.

Always thought the brand ' wake' was tempting fate. There was another Chinese brand which was something even closer than that, can't remember exactly but something like 'promend'. What would you want to link your brand name to needing repairing by a pro?

Course you can or just jump on the G Spot like a Hustler.

Makes it even better when your Handjob is bright pink

 

[Twozaskars]

Schwalbe Fat Albert tyres. No thanks.

 

[MattiThundrrr]

Words aren't always necessary.
Ibis Hakkalügi Hand Job

 

[trailstar82]

In the mid 90s a friend bought a BSO (Bicycle Shaped Object - an acronym for a really cheap poor quality bike) it was an 18 speed mountain bike and was made from cheese grade steel. It was called the “Caribbean Delight”

It wasn’t from the Caribbean and it was far from Delight(ful)!!!

Was it an ammaco by chance? I had a tequila sunrise as my first ever 26”

 

[trailstar82]

Found them

 

[27motorhead]

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Found them

B I N G O ! ! !

 

[benjabbi]

Ammaco, from Cycle King, purveyors of the BSOist BSOs in the business. I worked in the Northampton branch for a few months 25 years ago, when it opened. Had a raging argument with 'The Bitch' and walked out. 20 years later, been made redundant and desperate, went back for an inteview, walked in and the bloke started going on about the commission I could make and I just thought I won't make any. I can't, in good faith, knowingly sell that crap to people! Also the shop was exactly the same, not updated in any way, same cheap microwave in the workshop, just yellower. Needless to say I didn't go back.

 

[Spudalumps]

Kona Suspension Experience, regardless of numeral.

On that note you got the sex one/sex two/ king kahuna/ king Kikapu/ the Kikapu series im pretty sure they all allure to something frisky

 

[sheppf1000]

A BMX put I had a Puch Invader

 

[DrDaveTampa]

Those pedals you get on amazon are great little Fookers.