Inappropriate brand/model names

[ishaw]

Another couple of non bike ones:

Vauxhall Nova. No va means no go in french.

There was also a french brand of lemonade called pshit I seem to recall.

 

[Tootyred]

Pace...quite possibly the worlds best oxymoron....

"Walk home with frame in 2 halves" would have been a better choice

 

[mdvineng]

Non bike but an appropriate brand name

 

[Tootyred]

Does it work like rapid detailer? You know, when there's no time for a full wash and wax?

 

[Spudalumps]

Edgy yes, but still makes me feel conflicted, BMX brand STOLEN only for the edgiest of edge lords

https://www.stolenbmx.com/

 

[Spudalumps]

Edgy yes, but still makes me feel conflicted, BMX brand STOLEN only for the edgiest of edge lords

https://www.stolenbmx.com/

Imagine reporting you stolen brand bike to the police as stolen they might raise their one eyebrow thinking is this kid for real?

 

[bikeworkshop]

Imagine reporting you stolen brand bike to the police as stolen they might raise their one eyebrow thinking is this kid for real?

Like the cannondale BadBoy - in rattlecan Black.
Sadly most ended up in the hands of the very people whose "design aesthetic" they had -er- stolen, because they thought it looked great too

 

[bikeworkshop]

What was the bike sir?
It was a stolen, officer.

Bizarrely reminds me of this:

 

[highlandsflyer]

Klein

Funnily enough I used to ride them small.

 

[MattiThundrrr]

Edgy yes, but still makes me feel conflicted, BMX brand STOLEN only for the edgiest of edge lords

https://www.stolenbmx.com/

Ugh I hate that one. So many listings for "stolen BMX ", so little clarity. Are you selling, or looking for one that was nicked?