Re:
No offence taken, but you're still nae getting ma bike.
Pretty innocent crash. Front wheel slid in a loose dusty but and tucked under. Went over the top, still holding the bars and 92kg landed all at once on left shoulder. At least it didn't hurt. Could have been worse, at least no head or neck injury. Can still walk and wipe my own arse!
Just need to see what the specialist says later.