"she's" probably very nice give her a chance, invite her to a day in the
welsh valleys (through a jakey e-mail address, obviously) or someware else who knows "she" may have a stable of knobby tyred temptresses to
let you enjoy
John, why don't you invite her along to a meet, then if she's fit enough you could put her in a 'Retrobike' skin suit and hold an umbrella as a Pit Dolly for us! The least she could do for using the thread!
I've seen her...... Shes got a face similar to Jennifer Anison, a body like Boyence, a bum as great as J Lo and legs as long as Cameron Diaz...... OH F**K, just smacked my nose on the keyboard, must have been dreaming!