what makes lycra shrink over the winter.

[old school cool]

Cos every year when I drag it out it seems a lot tighter and smaller. Last yrs stuff isnt covering this yrs belly!!!

damn pies.

 

[Giel]

the trick is to buy new lycra two sizes too large when at peak fitness level at the end of summer

cheers, Giel

 

[Grannygrinder]

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Small price to pay for the pleasure of eating all those pies

 

[Ernie]

it your winter "tog" rating ..most middle aged blokes get it. Stocking up to keep warm in those winter months...me..i am not over weight...just under height

Ernie

 

[red_riviera]

I am exactly the right weight for my height...

...according to the chart for Shetland ponies.

 

[feetabix]

I am exactly the right weight for my height...

...according to the chart for Shetland ponies.[/quo

 

[Stick Legs]

My mouth is bigger than my a** hole. No excuses!

 

[sylus]

what makes lycra shrink over the winter?

Same as everything else that shrivels in the winter...cold

 

[old school cool]

I am exactly the right weight for my height...

...according to the chart for Shetland ponies.

That's a belter. I'm gonna have to remember it.