Things that mount my mammaries:
(1) retro bikes. I mean come on! Move with the times! Ha ha just kidding. Seriously though, when the occasional shit design is championed just because it is retro and (was deservedly consigned to) history makes me wonder. Not many granted, but definitely some cases of the emperor's old clothes...*cough*chainstay mounted U-brake*ahem*
(2) carbon frames. If I wanted something baked in the oven, I'd choose a cake. There's more craftsmanship in some of my stools. Out of interest, are any manufacturers offering lifetime guarantees with carbon frames? Probably someone is doing this but I'm not sure I'd like to thrash one 25 years down the line...
(3) MBUK. LOL!!! Kewl mag guyzzz!!!!111 Keep up tha gud work!!111 Laterzzz.