Rubbish joke thread

[rosstheboss]

What do you call a Russian with three balls?






Whoja Nickabollockov

 

[misteroo]

What's grey and powdery?





Instant Elephant.......... :?

 

[al]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Frenchman, a Chinaman and a Nigerian all went to a night club together.

The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"

al.

 

[David B]

Sean Connery gets a phone call from his agent about a new film opportunity;

Agent: "Sean, I'm calling about a role you might be interested in. Can you make it to Pinewood Studios for 10-ish tomorrow morning?"

Connery: "Tennish? But I haven't even got a racket!"

I'll get me coat.

David

 

[eg2]

What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony...

Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally...

I have loads of other bad jokes but they are massively un PC so I'm not sure this is the best place to share them!!

 

[David B]

Q: What do you call a man with a Chocolate Orange on his head?

A: Terry.

Apologies for the particularly low standard there.

David

 

[simonR76]

I bought a gallon of tipex last night...







- BIG mistake

 

[legrandefromage]

I'd hate to be suicidal at the Stanley knife factory.

 

[JohnH]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my father did...


....not screaming with terror like his passengers.

 

[David B]

I'd hate to be suicidal at the Stanley knife factory.

Quite a few of the people there are anyway; apparently it's quite a stressful job, as the employees tend to be at the sharp end of things....



David