Rubbish joke thread

[al]

Keep it cleanish chaps.

Ta!

al.

 

[Whatleymeister]

One of my all time favourites:

Whats the difference between Jill Dando and Danny Baker? Danny Baker survived the door step challenge.

 

[JamesM]

When I was a kid I had to wear orthodontic shoes!!!

I think you mean orthopaedic.

I stand corrected!!!

:facepalm:

 

[al]

When I was a kid I had to wear orthodontic shoes!!!

I think you mean orthopaedic.

I stand corrected!!!

:facepalm:

These are supposed to be rubbish jokes remember.

al.

 

[lumos2000]

"doctor i cant stop singing green green grass of home"

"that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome"

"is that common?"

"its not unusual"

 

[David B]

I wouldn't say I have bad handwriting, but a national newspaper recently named me as one of Britain's most illegible bachelors....



David

 

[Retro Cat]

Why is the Oh Ah bird so called?


Because it lays square eggs

 

[02gf74]

^^^ 1970 The Goode Life Christmas episode?

.... and tehy wouldn't be square eggs, but cube-shaped.

 

[02gf74]

Two jump-leads walk into a bar... The barman looks at them and says sternly, "I've heard about you two. You'd better not start anything in here!"

 

[Retro Cat]

^^^ 1970 The Goode Life Christmas episode?

.... and tehy wouldn't be square eggs, but cube-shaped.

And its not 'tehy' it is 'they'...

That's the badger - The Goode Life