Misreable and ignorant cyclist...

[Chopper the ex Copper]

That's the first line of the Italian national anthem.

 

[Tazio]

I killed a man with a trident.

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

A missile or a big fork?

 

[Tazio]

He was on a horse.

 

[Neil]

He was on a horse.

Pale?

 

[unkleGsif]

I killed a man with a trident.

Brick?


G

 

[dyna-ti]

My make Kev was a submariner and during a test of a nuclear weapon he demoralised the entire com crew.

It fired ok and then was tracked[simulation] They countdown started till it landed[possibly china/russia] as the crew took the breath in to give a loud cheer young Kev piped up-
" I wonder how many people we've just killed"
The captain took him aside and asked if he thought he was cut out for this kind of duty?.
He replied
Until today this was just a game. :?
Moved on to different duties, which was captaining the RN yacht racing crew.Went on to do the Whitbread on the smallest yacht ever to enter

 

[highlandsflyer]

When I was in the SAS, no sorry I can't say anymore or I'll have to kill you.

I am not worried, I have mastered reincarnation. Though I keep failing in my attempts to come back as Jordan.

At the end of the day, identifying and reacting wisely to risk at the earliest opportunity is the greatest defence.

I was out in Soho with a UK martial arts champion a few years ago, and a street fight broke out. I literally had to drag him away into a peep show.

He just could not get why I was in a hurry to get out of there, he was so confident in himself and in his safety.

This is exactly why all the skills in the world will not save you if you cannot sense danger.

 

[tintin40]

He who runs away lives to run away another day........

The army call it a 'tactical retreat'

 

[gerryattrick]

Throughout my life I have managed to stop myself seriously hurting at least 20 men, entirely through self-control, an iron will and an ability to read any situation.

They may have mis-read my brown trousers, tears and rapid tactical retreat as a sign of cowardice, but only I know the truth, and that is all that matters.