Funny, Scathing, Sarcastic Bike Wit True or Not - Don't care!

[Janners BJJ Clunker Rider]

Heard a scathing comment? Seen a funny one liner? Have your favorite put down?
If it's bike related stick it here and make coffee breaks fun.

I'll start.

"Any idiot can ride a bicycle, it takes a special idiot to do it again"

 

[MattiThundrrr]

If we're doing humor, we may as well get the master out of the way early.
"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live."
Mark Twain

Samuel Clemens learned to ride a high wheel bike while waiting for Huckleberry Finn to be published. Obviously, there's humor to be found there.
"Clemens' riding instructor wrote that his pupil had discovered more ways to fall off a bicycle than the man who invented it. Clemens himself claimed that he had invented all the bicycle profanity that had since come into common use"

https://www.bikingbis.com/2010/04/2...icycle/#:~:text=“Get a bicycle.,If you live.”