Funny, Scathing, Sarcastic Bike Wit True or Not - Don't care!

[Janners BJJ Clunker Rider]

Heard a scathing comment? Seen a funny one liner? Have your favorite put down?
If it's bike related stick it here and make coffee breaks fun.

I'll start.

"Any idiot can ride a bicycle, it takes a special idiot to do it again"