D**kheads

[orange71]

that's a great one

 

[cchris2lou]

My fav quote when i get kids telling me that my wheels go round :

So does your mum !!

 

[grahame]

Being of a "more gentlemanly build" I occasionally get hugely original and witty comments about my weight shouted at me as I cycle merilly along.

Usually it's something like "You'ra a bit fat"

To which my stock reply is "and you're a thick ignotant twunt, but at least I'm doing something about my problem"

 

[orange71]

I get the occasional "baldie", to which I reply "Sh!t, why didn't anybody tell me before!"

 

[Raumer]

Had a fun one a few years back. Three of us were out riding and one of us out in front. Jaguar cut up the front rider (Steve) forcing him to bunnyhop onto the pavement. Jaguar stopped at next set of traffic lights and Steve rode past it foot up and neatly took the wing mirror off!

Ed

 

[boy"O"boy]

and they all shout 'get a bell'

.....or 'Get off and milk it!!!'

My mate used to carry a hammer 'borrowed' from a coach for emegency use in the back of his jersey. The less said...the better