Crap Advice

[petitpal]

mind the pointy bit on those tweezers!

Argh! My eyes, mommy, my eyes! Whhhhy didn't they warn me...

 

[Neil]

mind the pointy bit on those tweezers!

Argh! My eyes, mommy, my eyes! Whhhhy didn't they warn me...

"Where there's blame, there's a claim..."

 

[velomaniac]

My thrupence worth............

I'm not an engineer so know *eck all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep up the good work chaps

 

[legrandefromage]

It is my duty to point out that Raleigh have been fitting 1" forks to 1 1/8 frames for many years...

Speaking as an ex (laptop) engineer of course, oh, and as an ex (acoustic) technician

 

[Woz]

Speaking as a demolition expert and professor in astrolology, what's a tweezer?

 

[apache]

Tweezer is a tool for demolishing tiny stuff. Speaking as an astronaut.

 

[We_are_Stevo]

Ignore the pontificating nonsense and this is turning into a genuinely amusing thread with some appropriately intelligent humour...

...so, if I had an IQ that didn't just barely scrape into double figures and a CSE in total b*ll*cks even I might know what I'm on about... :facepalm:

 

[mikee]

i'm an expert on chesse and crackers and cider at the moment
ohh and crisps too

 

[Russell]

Tweezer is a tool for demolishing tiny stuff. Speaking as an astronaut.

True.

This one even has a magnifying glass attached so you can demolish really really small things..

Russell Andrews, QC.

 

[tintin40]

I give myself crap advice all the time. "I didn't get where i am by getting good advice''