Carlos Santana

[Takingabreak]

Dracula was walking down the street when suddenly loads of food started falling out of the sky on top of him, sandwiches, quiche, sausage rolls, chicken wings... so much that it killed him

Turns out it was Buffet the vampire slayer

 

[Gregag]

Earlier I was in b and q and there was an angry man shouting at the adhesives.


I think he was glue tin intolerant.

There's a man going mad with a mallet in millets