Carlos Santana

[The History Man]

Exercise makes you look better naked.








So does vodka.







Your choice.

 

[The History Man]

Lanes 1 and 2 - A Scot loses his car in the car park.


Lanes 3 and 4?

 

[Takingabreak]

GTE or SRI?

 

[The History Man]

I bumped into Bill Withers the other day, I had to explain to him “Ain’t no sunshine” is not grammatically correct.



He just replied “I know I know I know I know………..”

 

[The History Man]

It was a huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight.





I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.

 

[The History Man]

I've been watching some videos of David Bowie touring the Middle East.








Ziggy played Qatar.

 

[The History Man]

My wife phoned me and told me she saw a fox on the way to work.





I asked her how she knew it was on the way to work.

 

[The History Man]

I just bought an old table that the antiques dealer said was owned by Van Gogh.








I asked him how he knew, he said there was a bit of veneer missing

 

[wynne]

I wanted to introduce myself to the abominable snowman...

But I wasn't sure of the yetiquette.

 

[Takingabreak]

Two buckets of sick going down the street when one says to the other "wait up, I want to show you this alley"




"It was where I was brought up"