Carlos Santana

[The History Man]

Is losing his hair.





Oye como va.







All my own work.

 

[The History Man]

Apparently origami is due to debut at the 2020 Olympics.
Unfortunately it will only be available to watch on paper view

 

[mk one]

thank you, needed that

even though i did come here expecting more sad news, but the paper view worked a treat

not really a fan of Carlos but a big fan of the band, one of my favourite albums and covers, used to stare at it for hours on end

 

[The History Man]

Justice has been served!
There's been some scumbag called Carl going around breaking in to people's houses around here for months but the police can't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in to them & turning them on!!!!! Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead in an alley because of a drug overdose. It's never nice hearing of someones death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.

 

[KermitGKona88]

Re:

Do you lay in bed at night thinking of these ?? :facepalm:

 

[The History Man]

Yes.

 

[KermitGKona88]

Re:

You can get pills for it you know ?

 

[The History Man]

Earlier I was in b and q and there was an angry man shouting at the adhesives.


I think he was glue tin intolerant.

 

[The History Man]

I met a 4 foot tall baker called Peter who was telling me about all the different types of flat breads he made, it was fascinating.

I love the Pita patter of tiny Pete

 

[The History Man]

My wife left me because of my pasta touching fetish.

I’m feeling cannelloni right now.