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I've been remanded in custody for assaulting a B&Q employee !
The magistrate asked me what the circumstances were so I explained.
"I was walking up the laminate wood aisle and this guy in an orange vest asked me if I wanted flooring, so I hit him first" !
Self-defence innit ??
I've been remanded in custody for assaulting a B&Q employee !
The magistrate asked me what the circumstances were so I explained.
"I was walking up the laminate wood aisle and this guy in an orange vest asked me if I wanted flooring, so I hit him first" !
Self-defence innit ??