Carlos Santana

[The History Man]

Picked up a Dalek hitchhiking on the A303 yesterday. Asked him where he was headed and he replied "Exeter, mate, Exeter, mate".

 

[Peachy!]

My wife didn't believe I'd made a bicycle out of spaghetti until I rode pasta.

 

[Southville Hop]

I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets

 

[Southville Hop]

I bought a smoking jacket
As I thought it would amaze her
But she just got some matches
And turned it to a blazer.

Brian Bilston

 

[The History Man]

The Devon and Cornwall retro music festival has been cancelled.

the organisers couldn’t agree whether the jam or cream should go on first.

 

[The History Man]

 

[Southville Hop]

 

[The History Man]

Do all kestrels manoeuvre in the dark?

 

[The History Man]

I'm learning 'Yorkshire.'

Ejaculate - Chastising a less than punctual workmate.

 

[The History Man]

Knock
Knock
Knock knock
Knock knock knock
Knock knock knock knock knock
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
Who's there?









Fibonacci