Excessive intake of tea or coffee enhances the quantity of urine
Really ? reallly ??
Eating or drinking too much of anything is never good for you , it's not exactly a revelation .
Yorkshire isn't too bad but I don't have a preference , I don't even care if it has sugar or not .
I do make it the correct way though -
Bag in mug - kettle on - splash of milk ( your going to have your tea milky , I don't care what you specified ) - wait for the kettle to boil - water in taking care not to splash it over yourself as you aim for the bag floating in the milk that seems to be water resistant - if your lucky the bag will float to the top and you can grab it , let it drain briefly then throw at the bin , otherwise your using a spoon .
Picture a mug of hot milky water that can tell its friends it once met a tea bag but didn't get on well enough to exchange numbers .
Milk in last is sick and wrong and slightly worse than touching other peoples children in an unfriendly or far too friendly way but come the revolution the milk in first people will banish the heathens to live in cages hidden on secluded islands off the coasts of those countries whose names you cannot pronounce .