I checked the likelihood of rain—30% here, 40% there—and planned a ride to the sea that minimised the risk of getting drenched. I contemplated taking the Hardrock, a bike so tough it laughs in the face of typhoons, but it has slicks on so I took the Stumpy instead. But the weather is a wily poker player and within 25 minutes, I felt the rain, and then it poured. To my dismay, I'd discovered that all my quick drying sports gear was in the laundry basket, so I had a standard T-shirt and shorts on, and I could feel the wet through to my skin even at this stage of the ride. Nevertheless, I waited out the worst of it under a tree and set off again, thinking that body warmth would dry me out soon enough. It didn't.
As I approached Whitstable, it poured again, so I waited again, muddy and wet, under a bridge which some of the locals had decided to decorate with some limited-talent, low-skill graffiti.
And after a few minutes contemplating the art work, I set off again. Usually, it's a bit cooler and breezier on the coast, but not today. Things were looking up and I saw this:
Apparently, it was designed in conjunction with some kids from one of the local schools. 'Ah ha!' I thought, 'So, my hard-earned taxes are being used to teach the local sprogs the art and craft of vandalism.' Although it hadn't paid off with the efforts I'd seen earlier.
Anyway, the seafront was pleasant and I headed towards Herne Bay, although every dog seemed to be off the lead and intent on getting in my way. By the time I got to Herne Bay, I looked like I had been mud wrestling
and in a wet T-shirt competition. Some passersby looked at me with pity; others looked like they just wanted to run away.
The pier in Herne Bay:
The remains of the old pier in the distance:
I had intended to go further but this was one of the very few rides when I thought, actually, there are things I would rather be doing, so I stopped, had a drink and turned back. I looked like I would be heading straight into more rain:
And sure enough, I got another soaking on the way back. All told, 23 miles and that was enough for today. However, tomorrow, a worse trip awaits me, one where I atone for many sins . . . Yep, that's right, the miserable trudge of despondency and gloom around Ikea.
I'd take the rain over that any day of the week.