Don't worry rooney. When I joined 3 months ago I had 4 bikes in total; 2 modern bikes and 2 older 'retro' bikes.
Now I have restored the retro riders to original spec, bought another retro bike, re-homed another, bought two more retro frames, lots of bits, and built up a modern retro bike for my better half. I've had to board out the loft and fit a larger access hatch to accomodate everything.
So I now have 7 complete bikes and 2 more partially built, and a nice new retrobike beanie.
I'm addicted to eBay and I dream about XT thumbshifters.
Has my life been ruined...?
Answers on a postcard or sellotaped to a set of P2's with a 180mm plus unthreaded steerer please...