Halfords fun...........

I got a work instruction a few weeks ago from my 'technical' department in Germany.
I was told I was being sent to carry out an upgrade to a mobile x-ray unit and that I needed some loctite (no mention of type) and 'a piece of wood' and to download the instruction before the visit.
My first rection was to throw this back as being rediculous but I downloaded the instructions thinking it would all become clear upon reading......no! They had gone to the trouble of picturing the x-ray unit blocked-up on a 'piece of wood' but not thought it may be good practice to measure it while it was there :roll:
Emailed my office to see if I needed a box of matches or an oak tree but they were useless.
So, I sent a very sarcy email asking if I would also need a piece of string or a long wieght but the German humour didn't register this as funny.
Anyhow, as I still didn't have a clue what size I needed I took with me the 6 volumes of Sir Winston Churchills wartime diaries, as they are all of a varying thickness.
Got the job done and took a pic of the unit blocked-up with the diaries. When I got home I sent another email off to Germany telling them that I'd carried out the updates and that a far more accurate way to block the unit up was to use volumes 2, 3 and 5 of Sir Winstons' diaries and to see attached picture for proof :D

Not sure if they've rolled this method out worldwide or are sticking to 'a piece of wood' :LOL:
 
whilst working at wimpies fast food we made one newbie sit and slice a block of cheese........after a while we gave him the pre sliced stuff as a thank you...we also convinced him we grew our own veg out the back in a green house..
 
makster":1blt05b7 said:
I got a work instruction a few weeks ago from my 'technical' department in Germany.
I was told I was being sent to carry out an upgrade to a mobile x-ray unit and that I needed some loctite (no mention of type) and 'a piece of wood' and to download the instruction before the visit.
My first rection was to throw this back as being rediculous but I downloaded the instructions thinking it would all become clear upon reading......no! They had gone to the trouble of picturing the x-ray unit blocked-up on a 'piece of wood' but not thought it may be good practice to measure it while it was there :roll:
Emailed my office to see if I needed a box of matches or an oak tree but they were useless.
So, I sent a very sarcy email asking if I would also need a piece of string or a long wieght but the German humour didn't register this as funny.
Anyhow, as I still didn't have a clue what size I needed I took with me the 6 volumes of Sir Winston Churchills wartime diaries, as they are all of a varying thickness.
Got the job done and took a pic of the unit blocked-up with the diaries. When I got home I sent another email off to Germany telling them that I'd carried out the updates and that a far more accurate way to block the unit up was to use volumes 2, 3 and 5 of Sir Winstons' diaries and to see attached picture for proof :D

Not sure if they've rolled this method out worldwide or are sticking to 'a piece of wood' :LOL:

I love that :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: bet they did'nt though :LOL: :LOL: Why ca'nt they laugh at themselves like we do :?: .......oh yeah they are still ashamed ;) :LOL:
 
gibbleking":3d8c46wu said:
whilst working at wimpies fast food we made one newbie sit and slice a block of cheese........after a while we gave him the pre sliced stuff as a thank you...we also convinced him we grew our own veg out the back in a green house..

If you did not really grow your own vegetables out the back then what were all them tall plants with the pointy green leaves :?: ;)

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
When working in a warehouse of a retail chain years ago, one of the supervisors sent the YTS (remember those?) lad to the local autoparts store for a set of fallopian tubes for the forklift truck! Also did the 'long stand' one to the same kid.

We also had a young girl on the kiosk who we used to hand notes to with announcements to make ( one I recall was to call for Mike Hunt to go to the Managers office - we got a bit of a bollocking over that one, but most of the customers were laughing) :LOL:
 
once had a mouthy apprentice on site when I was a Sparky, thought he knew it all and said that he was too smart for all the usual tricks, so one day while we were running some conduit outside we sent him off to see the pipe fitters to get some boss white to stick on the nuts to stop then going rusty :? he walked into the pipe fitters compound and asked for the boss white, their gaffa asked why he wanted it? to stop his nuts going rusty he replied :LOL: it took three days to get it all off and that was with using petrol to wash them in! I think to this day certain parts of his anatomy are still hairless and a non smokeing zone :LOL:
 

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