Carlos Santana

[The History Man]

My friends says he has a Spandau Ballet doorbell.






But I don't think it rings true.

 

[incorrigible]

My friends says he has a Spandau Ballet doorbell.






But I don't think it rings true.

 

[Ren Rawbor]

What's a retro MTB's favourite pop?




Marinade...


I'll get my coat

 

[The History Man]

I got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it.

He turned out to be mostly French, a little bit Irish, somewhat German, and a tad Pole.

 

[The History Man]

I can remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject.





Now you mention Botox in conversation and nobody raises an eyebrow.

 

[The History Man]

I went to a dog show the other day. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third.






I wonder if the judges had all-terrier motives?

 

[The History Man]

There once was a man
From cork, who got limericks
And haiku confused.

 

[The History Man]

I was going to do a joke about Hifis


but I don’t pick on stereo types.

 

[The History Man]

Kerry Katona





Doesn’t actually own a cat.

 

[The History Man]

Went for a meal at Dan's Cafe yesterday, but was put off by all the non stop Wham and George Michael music and memorabilia on all the walls.







I'm never going to Dan's again.