Best model name for a retro mtb?

[KermitGKona88]

I like TitAnal.

That brought a tear to my eye, it was like Frankie Howerd was back in the room again, oooooh no missus stop it.........

 

[jimo746]

I like TitAnal.

Sounds like a Stiffee would be right up your back alley in that case.
The Cove bikes named are old but not Retro I guess?

 

[KermitGKona88]

Or Handjob

 

[raidan73]

I like TitAnal.

Yep, that or Titanus for the win

 

[BoyBurning]

I've always liked 'RidgeRunner' and 'SkyRunner' - sounds like they mean business, but are quite genteel at the same time.

Another favourite [in terms of aloof referencing] was the PRST-1 by Whyte. 'PRST' referring to 'Preston' - the robotic dog from Wallace and Gromit - and very apt for the crazy looking frame and forks it named!

 

[Stressed]

A bit off topic, but I think Orange missed a trick: they had the Clockwork and the Crush with the literary/ musical connotations, why not a budget model- the 'Nothing Rhymes With'?
(I'll get my coat)

 

[Peachy!]

I think they missed out when they didn’t call one the “Graham Taylor”

Do I not like Orange

 

[Stressed]

The 'Donald'!?

 

[Stressed]

The 'David Dickinson'?

 

[Woz]

Giant Butt. Google it....