Best model name for a retro mtb?

[Peachy!]

Antaeus...

 

[Bollox64]

Hello! The D.O.G.S B.O.L.X.

 

[2manyoranges]

AH I wondered when Roberts DB would come up...I was holding back.

I note the difference in 'resonance' of names these days. In the Early Days (remember those?) we had Marin naming its bikes after the trails around their offices (resonance='bimbling about in the woods'), then the DB 'Ascent' and Klein 'Pinnacle' all to do with climbing up (remember that?) rather than hurtling downhill. Note modern names: Canyon Sender...Trek Session...

The shift in names reflects the state of the game...

Perhaps coming will be the Transition 'Loam Shredder' and Canyon 'Whip Machine'

I've just bought a Spank Tweet Tweet. What's that about?

 

[Bollox64]

AH I wondered when Roberts DB would come up...I was holding back.

I note the difference in 'resonance' of names these days. In the Early Days (remember those?) we had Marin naming its bikes after the trails around their offices (resonance='bimbling about in the woods'), then the DB 'Ascent' and Klein 'Pinnacle' all to do with climbing up (remember that?) rather than hurtling downhill. Note modern names: Canyon Sender...Trek Session...

The shift in names reflects the state of the game...

Perhaps coming will be the Transition 'Loam Shredder' and Canyon 'Whip Machine'

I've just bought a Spank Tweet Tweet. What's that about?

Just bought a Pole Taival. In Finnish, Pole Pole... means Pedal Peda...l! and is apparently shouted at races.
Taival means Journey, so MTB related at least

 

[yakboy]

Nishiki Alien..Apt description

 

[doctor-bond]

Emmelle Cortina. Rolls off the tongue like honey and conjours images of jet set ski mountain glamour ......

 

[hanford9]

ground pounder

 

[sparkybhp]

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Surely this wins it?

 

[KermitGKona88]

Ok not fully a mountain bike but surely.

Ahem... HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKU APU AA

Has to feature somewhere

 

[Hotwheels.]

I like TitAnal.