Advice on approaching dogs while cycling anyone?

Well if it's a 'Rotty', how about :
Raise feet to handlebars, and kiss arse goodbye ! :p

Troublesome dogs always remind me of a (very) old single picture cartoon:

Two Teddy-Boys.
One, heavily bandaged, head to foot, saying to the other one, in his 'drapes' :

'I don't mind a fair fight with a bicycle chain............... but this geyser didn't take it off his bicycle !!!

Cheers
terminator
 
It does appear in my local park that dog owners can't read the many signs - the ones saying dogs must be on a lead at all times and the blue ones clearly showing that the route through the park is a designated cycle route!

A woman recently had a go at me because she had to get hold of her dog after the overgrown rat's off the lead antics had brought me to a complete halt. "Bl**dy cyclists" or something. Until she said that, I was just going to ride off, but then felt I had to educate her about "bl**dy dog owners" who can't read signs. The look on her face was priceless!
 
FSR-Si":ubbnzf9q said:
I hate dogs!!! they are dirty smelly useless turd laying machines often accompanied by stupid people that dont clean up after them, leaving there smelly dangerous toxic sh*t everywhere for other people to tread/ride through. then we have the total f*ckwit owners that clean the mess up in a nice little poo bag then lob it in a tree, how thick are these people :evil: makes my frickin blood boil it does :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

ive heard them same said about cyclists :LOL:
 
Owners of dogs are the problem . especialy the ones who find it an inconvienence in cleaning up after they have left a mound like a hippo .It gives us genuine dog owners a sh%tty name.
I tend to go "off piste" with my mutts to avoid such situations ,the cut (canal) is one such place because if you dont have a waterways bike licence (its free) in theory you shouldnt be riding there so less chance of conflict .
If my very well behaved springers cause you a problem come see me dont take it out on the "animal" by kicking it/them ect im more than likely to end up selling your organs on the black market, dont blame the dogs blame the halfwit behind them.
as for the offering to the tree gods (bag-o-shite) :evil: this upsets me more than a perished elastomer, very bad form indeed.
Lee.
 
As a regular commuter down a busy canal twpath I second the comments on owners.

I like dogs but tat should be kept under control in busy areas.
 
I'm just back from a ride on the south downs an am pleased to say I had no problems with the many dogs (and owners) that were about enjoying the sun. In my experience the behaviour of any dog is in direct correlation with that of the owner. Is it any real surprise that the owners who allow their dogs to run up to people, bark at them and generally intimidate are the same sort of people who would be aggressive and abusive once they'd had a couple of pints in the pub.

I think we need to differentiate between an aggressive dog, which almost always has an aggressive owner, and a badly behaved dog which almost always has a weak, non-disciplinary pathetic owner who shouts ineffectually after their hound while it carries on doing what it wants. These dogs are never (usually) dangerous and are easily repelled by allowing them to play with you for a bit to allow their owner to appear spouting that all time classic "s/he never usually does that".

I recently stayed at a camp-site where a couple arrived with an exceptionally badly behaved dog. It went for everyone adult and child alike who walked past the owner's tent, after observing this for a couple of days, I was walking past when the dog bolted out from the tent and made a beeline for me. I stopped and waited till it got to me, it started barking, jumping up and growling. I grabbed it's collar and dragged it back to the tent, out of which came a woman who said "he never usually does that". I pointed out that what she had said was in fact the sort of lie even David Irving would baulk at and that she should have better control of her dog which appeared to be almost feral. When I returned in the evening, they had the dog, on it's lead tied to the tow hitch on their car, needless to say it didn't bother too many people once they'd done this.

I never blame a dog, always the owners.
 
My approach when faced with a possibly dangerous dog in my path is to aim the front wheel at the dog's torso - I'd rather go over an aggressive dog and cause it some damage then go around it and be leaped upon by a dog in full health...

So far the dog always blinked first.
Any long absences on my part in future may suggest it hasnt worked and I'm in hospital.

In an ideal world I'd have a sword on my bike and kebab the thing. Its always f***ing staffys and similar things. They should all be destroyed.
 
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