You know you're getting old when..............

[PeterPerfect]

When you hope you can't see your reflection in shop windows.

 

[M-Power]

Re: Re:

WHY OLD PEOPLE DON'T GET HIRED!
Job Interview:

Human Resource Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Senior Citizen: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Senior Citizen: "I don't really give a s**t what you think."

and @ Longun - aint that the truth ! Il add breaking wind outside but in public

 

[PeterPerfect]

Or in the lift

 

[michael franks]

'getting lucky' is when you come into a room and can remember what you came in for.

 

[PeterPerfect]

Your first car is now considered to be retro.

 

[ajm]

Your first car is now considered to be retro.

My first car was (and is) nearly a decade older than me and was decidedly retro even when it was new! (Land Rover SIIA)