You know you're getting old when..............

[KermitGKona88]

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When you start 'hoping' the girl on the supermarket checkout is going to ask you for I.D. to buy alcohol :facepalm:

 

[Silvergoat]

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it's at this point you realise that in reality you look like grandad old goat, not a dashing young gent...

 

[xerxes]

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grandad old goat

That's not how you spell "distinguished".

 

[Silvergoat]

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oops, need another 'd' in that 'd' for debonair!

PS: Listening to the Count always reminds me of my mum, particularly when he refers to "the ilfracombe".

 

[Mike Muz]

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n you ask your mrs where you hid her birthday card, as it's nearly time to write in t! :facepalm:

For the life of me I can't remember, and it's this weekend! :shock:

Mike

 

[longun]

......you start to not care if you upset folk

 

[Silvergoat]

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n you ask your mrs where you hid her birthday card, as it's nearly time to write in t! :facepalm:

For the life of me I can't remember, and it's this weekend! :shock:

Mike

For her birthday just gone, I was out shopping with Mrs Groovy and she chose the card and gave it to me to fill in on her day...

 

[xerxes]

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I'm terrible at remembering Birthdays, I only know about 4 and one of those is mine and another one is Jesus'.

I'm really bad a choosing presents too, that's why I like alcoholics, they're so easy to buy for.

 

[FairfaxPat]

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WHY OLD PEOPLE DON'T GET HIRED!
Job Interview:

Human Resource Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Senior Citizen: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Senior Citizen: "I don't really give a s**t what you think."

 

[joe careless]

Hangovers on less beer but last 2 days