You all suck!

[legrandefromage]

Carry on...

 

[novocaine]

Yer, well this lot all blow.

 

[Markybeau]

Again?

 

[Stressed]

You're not wrong. We try though

 

[Totoro]

 

[legrandefromage]

Get knotted!

 

[legrandefromage]

Prick!

 

[novocaine]

Bunch of knobs

 

[legrandefromage]

Hoe!

 

[Betsy]

You're not the first @Totoro .. we had the very first Dyson Animal Ball.. it weighd a fkin tonne, my mrs was vacumming the stairs while in recovery from a brain op.. the Dyson was at the top of the stairs, she was halfway down with the hose when it fell down the stairs and hit her on the head, splitting her head open, my dad took her to A&E.. when i got home i beat the shit out of it on the garden and bought a Vorwerk instead.. Germany's finest!



Even if James Dyson's c*ntyness isn't enough to disuade you from buying his products.. their propensity to kill should