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[novocaine]

Aero (chocolate) bars are a con.

The official list of ingredients:

• Sugar
• Cocoa Butter
• Whole MILK Powder
• Cocoa Mass
• Butterfat (from MILK)
• Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea)
• Lactose and Proteins from Whey (from MILK)
• Whey Powder (from MILK)
• Skimmed MILK Powder
• Emulsifier (Lecithins)
• Milk Chocolate contains Cocoa Solids 25% minimum, Milk Solids 14% minimum and Vegetable Fat in addition to Cocoa Butter

Where’s the AIR? Surely they are 70 per cent AIR!!!!!

Air isn't an ingredient. But if your still worried, the palmatic aacidic Cocoa Butter is CH3(CH2)14COOH. Those O's are the air.

 

[Sir Neil d'Menture]

Air isn't an ingredient. But if your still worried, the palmatic aacidic Cocoa Butter is CH3(CH2)14COOH. Those O's are the air.

Surely those Os are oxygen. There is more than oxygen in air.
(And don't call me Shirley)

 

[novocaine]

Surely those Os are oxygen. There is more than oxygen in air.
(And don't call me Shirley)

Please don't make me do this, I don't want to break down all of the igrediants to find the nitrogen, carbon dioxide,trace gases and argon.

Please, please, please don't make me do it.

 

[Sir Neil d'Menture]

Please don't make me do this, I don't want to break down all of the igrediants to find the nitrogen, carbon dioxide,trace gases and argon.

Please, please, please don't make me do it.

Oh, I think you should.
We are all desperately keen to find out.
Shouldn't take you more than half an hour or so.

 

[bagpuss]

Case closed

 

[bagpuss]

More science facts

 

[Russell]

Surely those Os are oxygen. There is more than oxygen in air.
(And don't call me Shirley)

 

[Sir Neil d'Menture]

More science facts

Aero Bars are easy.
Try making Smarties...

 

[2manyoranges]

Hang on....water is listed as an ingredient in things and just because air is hanging around and you don’t pay for it doesn’t mean it isn’t an ingredient....

...well....a ‘constituent’.....

Oh...that’s all a labelling mess too ....

I mean...if you met someone who metabolises methane from the planet AlphaMaxHippo4 they would ask ‘...has it got air in it?... I don’t get on with air, it doesn’t agree with me....’

 

[Sir Neil d'Menture]

I mean...if you met someone who metabolises methane from the planet AlphaMaxHippo4

You've met my wife?