What's the coolest bike model name you ever heard?

[hoegaardenadds1]

voodoo wanga

apollo creed (my personal fav)

 

[IDB1]

Ibis Bow Ti . . and, imo, one of the coolest bikes too..

 

[suburbanreuben]

Salsa Casserole!
No, seriously,
Chuck.

 

[perry]

Always liked the Kona Sex

Trailstar is a good one . probably named because of the Hutch Trickstar )

skyway TA ( totally aero )

Standard has the STA ( stronger than all )

FBM ( fat bald men or fire beer mayhem ) had the Oldboy because it had older geometry and was suited to older guys riding trails .

S&M has some great ones .

The Dirtbike and the longer one the Holmes ( John Holmes the porn star with the long schlong )

The HAF was S&M having a dig at the Standard STA and stood for heavy as fook . They now have the LAF light as fook and the LTF lighter than fook .

The HWA fong daddy just sounds funny

 

[saltyman]

donkis knob and dogs bolx are 2 of my favourites then yo eddy etc.........modern wise my new moots is canny:

 

[dbmtb]

Clockwork Orange was and still is my all-time favorite.

 

[beepbeep]

I reckon Miyata's SKYEXPRESSION has too be hard to beat. Not rude or clever but somehow ubercool...

I see images of impossible arial maneuvers flying past in my mind (man!)

 

[Monkey Trousers]

Raleigh Technium Chill

 

[terryhfs]

Fisher Hoo Koo E Koo

Raleigh Maverick

 

[mikefoster]

Was a piece of crap but the "Townsend Yakasmakker" is one of my faves.