Depends really, if i'm on the road it's "must not get knocked down/hit by something"
Offroad it's "must not crash"
Had a couple of wee b*stards throw a stone at me on my way to work the other night, was thinking "i'm going to chase them down and knock their heads off" :evil:
"Oh $hit, what's that moving in the bush? Hope it's not a mountain lion stalking me."
If I'm Road Biking, then:
"Man, these guys are on drugs or something....Damn, they're fast!"
or
"Can't wait for the hills so I can drop these spoiled brat Colnago/Pinarello/flashy bling-bling, hey look at me I'm rich/probably an SUV owner/gross polluter/Lance Armstrong wannabes."
And I'll pass them on my out-dated old school bike too :twisted:
i usually alternate between:
will this hill ever bloody end
christ my back side hurts
christ my nob is numb
will you decide which part of the towpath you are walking on so i can steer round you
occasionaly....i bet she drinks carling black label