That it's easy to spill one's champaign whilst entertaining half a dozen ladies on one's luxury yacht (there's some surprising currents in Monte Carlo marina)
We learnt that Halfords bike sales people haven't the brains or the motivation to elect a pair of 23mm tyres as " shop tyres " so customers would be allowed to test the £1000 bikes in the wet car park.
" Nah mate, can't it ride out there today...bin raining. "