What can be found during a ride?

[feetabix]

I stumbled across a car being stolen once....I crept up on it, swung the drivers door open and using the element of surprise was going to give the culprit a good hiding......the hack sawing I could hear was a poorly applied handbrake, and inside was a naked girl giving some guy the ride of his life!!....we all looked at eachother, motionless.......I apologised and rode off.... :shock:

 

[feetabix]

Another funny story.....my mum was walking her dog over the local park, when a man leapt from a bush, naked and 'up'.....he proceeded to 'choke the chicken' until he recognised her.....it was my mum's mates son!!!!.....he turned and ran with a hand on his arse..... ....

 

[gtRTSdh]

about 10 years ago i stopped at the top of a banking looking down into a field of very long grass.i could see something moving about then realised it was a massive great dane that looked like it was struggling to free itself from something.i put my bike down and started down the bank talking calmly to the dog,i was almost right up to it when a woman jumped up,pulled her skirt down and ran off with her canine lover.i didn't move for about 5 minutes and didn't even tell my mrs when i got home,i felt very,very grubby and haven't spoken about it until now :cry:

So let me get this right, woman on all fours getting banged by her Great dane?

 

[gibbleking]

sounds ruff...

 

[gerryattrick]

Perhaps she just likes it doggy style

 

[dyna-ti]

I found a ladder yesterday I think local workie forgot to pack it

Cycling home from college one day many moons ago i found a snowboard :shock: bindings, the works.

Im actually quite lucky when it comes to finding things.

 

[Lysander]

about 10 years ago i stopped at the top of a banking looking down into a field of very long grass.i could see something moving about then realised it was a massive great dane that looked like it was struggling to free itself from something.i put my bike down and started down the bank talking calmly to the dog,i was almost right up to it when a woman jumped up,pulled her skirt down and ran off with her canine lover.i didn't move for about 5 minutes and didn't even tell my mrs when i got home,i felt very,very grubby and haven't spoken about it until now :cry:

And can you identify the culprits from this photograph?
*Shows witness exhibit A*

They would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids......

 

[legrandefromage]

Heheheheheheheh! Scooby Dooby Doooooooo!!!!!!

 

[We_are_Stevo]

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[Raleighracer]

Only ever a bit of money, change at that, great excuse to ride more! Used to put all my found money in a pot, gun a have to start that again