What can be found during a ride?

[grogee]

Back in the day, the woods is where all p0rn was stored before t'internet.

We found loads... and always put it back where we found it to prevent upsetting the wildlife, obviously.

 

[legrandefromage]

A blue 1997 Zaskar LE with a set of Bombers laid out for the bin men.

A set of 20mm axle Rock Shox including the wheel and a complete set of purple Hope brakes dumped in a front garden - rang the doorbell, lady said nowt to do with her so kept them.

Often used to find dumped racers out and about but never open air shagging.

 

[lowe1677]

my best find was a honda cr 250 motorcross bike stashed in the undergrowth

 

[NeilM]

Often used to find dumped racers out and about

That's harsh!

I heard it was a tough life as a pro-cyclist, but I didn't realise the teams literally dumped the rider in the middle of nowhere if they didn't perform.

 

[sausagefingers]

about 10 years ago i stopped at the top of a banking looking down into a field of very long grass.i could see something moving about then realised it was a massive great dane that looked like it was struggling to free itself from something.i put my bike down and started down the bank talking calmly to the dog,i was almost right up to it when a woman jumped up,pulled her skirt down and ran off with her canine lover.i didn't move for about 5 minutes and didn't even tell my mrs when i got home,i felt very,very grubby and haven't spoken about it until now :cry:

 

[makster]

about 10 years ago i stopped at the top of a banking looking down into a field of very long grass.i could see something moving about then realised it was a massive great dane that looked like it was struggling to free itself from something.i put my bike down and started down the bank talking calmly to the dog,i was almost right up to it when a woman jumped up,pulled her skirt down and ran off with her canine lover.i didn't move for about 5 minutes and didn't even tell my mrs when i got home,i felt very,very grubby and haven't spoken about it until now :cry:

Own up...you're Stan Collymore aren't you??

 

[sausagefingers]

i was crying while i typed that,it was horrible :cry:

 

[barry2017]

I have, on occasion, found myself.

 

[taffy]

Punctures mostly, I don't seem to go riding anywhere near as.. interesting as most of you lot!

 

[NAILTRAIL96]

Not on a ride but I did find a sawn off under a tube bridge whilst at work once.
I've found loads of stones, sticks and some leaves.