Twenty two bicycles stuffed in a van

[legrandefromage]

Twenty two bicycles stuffed in a van!

"where are you going?" said a young man

"far away where the skies are blue, where the trails are endless to dirty a tire or two"

Twenty two bicycles stuffed in a van!

"why are you going?" questioned the young man

"I cannot answer directly, my young friend, but, mayby to heal and be on the mend"

Twenty two bicycles stuffed in a van!

"then you must go now as quick as you can!"

"that I will do, you inquisitive young man"

So he stuck his foot down and buggered off...

...with twenty two bicycles stuffed in his van!

 

[novocaine]

Away swept the youngling, off with his stash
to stop for the night at a local to crash
slept well so he did, with the giddy and bold
while the inn dwellers crept and took all the gold.

though pungent the cheese, from which it all came
the dwellers who seek will not have a name
close rank the all will, when quizzed on the who
twas I, and I and I and you.

 

[Tootyred]

Glad to see the moves going ok.

 

[bikeworkshop]

Twenty two bicycles stuffed in a van!

"where are you going?" said a young man

"far away where the skies are blue, where the trails are endless to dirty a tire or two"

Twenty two bicycles stuffed in a van!

"why are you going?" questioned the young man

"I cannot answer directly, my young friend, but, mayby to heal and be on the mend"

Twenty two bicycles stuffed in a van!

"then you must go now as quick as you can!"

"that I will do, you inquisitive young man"

So he stuck his foot down and buggered off...

...with twenty two bicycles stuffed in his van! View attachment 905891

Room for another dozen at least.

 

[BerthaPog]

22 bikes…



Actually, I’m well below that, and moving house with more than a “car full” of bikes requires a certain level of trust.

 

[longun]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
22 bikes in a van
Bacon butties

 

[My_Teenage_Self]

 

[legrandefromage]

22 bicycles stuffed in a shed

'What you got them for? Cycling's dead!"

Well there's bits and boxes and tires too

'Why don't you floggem , buy an ebike or two?'

Because it's worthless junk that I like tinkering with, you fucktard, now piss off