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Wait, I like this one after discovering its provenance: Grant Petersen invented the term. Q-factor is short for Quack-factor; the wider it is, the more one’s stance approximates that of a duck—hence “quack.” 🤣

Quite cheeky, really, and all the funnier because it gets used alongside the “serious” buzzwords rightly being called out in this thread.
 
"Built with with top notch parts"
- Yes, Rock Shox are a respected brand of suspension, no, your Indy XCs don't qualify.

"Disc breaks"
- I'd swap them before you hurt yourself

"Clip in peddles"
- Peddle all you want, I ain't buying.

"Too many upgrades to list"
- What? You're too lazy to type "Ergon grips and a new set of Minions"?

"Always serviced by a professional"
- Hey, so are my bikes! Unfortunately that professional is an urban planner who knows sh*t all about bikes...

"Curated parts spec"
- Translation "I'm a wanker"

"Team issue colourway"
- So, like... paint?

"Unmatched stiffness and compliance"
- So, like... fresh frozen.

"11 cog rear cassette"
- Ahhh, my pet peeve. See sign off below.
 
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