To Grease or Not to Grease

However it's not great for "hold" like hairspray...
Interesting fact - the actors used WD40 for their hair styling, however, WD40 refused to pay the very steep advertising fees, so the film was re-named "Grease". Original name was "Water Displacement Attempt # 40".

Another interesting fact - 99.9% of the facts you read on the internets is pure bollocks.
 
Interesting fact - the actors used WD40 for their hair styling, however, WD40 refused to pay the very steep advertising fees, so the film was re-named "Grease". Original name was "Water Displacement Attempt # 40".

Another interesting fact - 99.9% of the facts you read on the internets is pure bollocks.
Would have sold better if it was named after every man's third leg, WD40. I bought a leather jockstrap that allows me to carry it right where it's needed the most.
 
At least we can all agree that WD40 is the best thing for getting stuff unstuck...

Once you've run out of plusgas, liquid wrench, any brand electrical contact cleaner, or any other penetrant oil.
 
At least we can all agree that WD40 is the best thing for getting stuff unstuck...

Once you've run out of plusgas, liquid wrench, any brand electrical contact cleaner, or any other penetrant oil.
After my granny basted the Sunday roast in yet another liberal dosage of WD40, we all concluded that she was a horrendous cook.

But by God was her door hinges quiet, you couldn't even hear her creeping into the airing cupboard to escape our criticism

WD40 does everything - to its best ability - if we can award that kind of respect and leniency to human beings, why can't we do it to a can that made us humans feel like we had a purpose. Before the 50's came around, people wandered about aimlessly, looking at bits of metal, unsure what to do with themselves - or the metal for that matter. Then Big Norm gave them the ssszzsss and men became boys and boys became men, they sszzsss'ed and laughed. Merrily.
 
Well, this went pretty much as expected, only quicker. I have received the confirmation of previously held beliefs for which I was searching. Thanks guys, I'll just have a sssszzz and be off
 

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