Things you'd forgotten till it happens again

[IDB1]

1..try and get the docs first name before he enters and plays with your colon..it would be rude not to

What about shaking his hand?

 

[sylus]

I did try but the hand he shook with was firmly up my ass

 

[GT-Steve]

1..try and get the docs first name before he enters and plays with your colon..it would be rude not to

What about shaking his hand?

Before or after?

 

[IDB1]

1..try and get the docs first name before he enters and plays with your colon..it would be rude not to

What about shaking his hand?

Before or after?

During.. apparently :?

 

[sylus]

I didn't like it when he called me sweet cheeks!

anyway..another thing that I was reminded of today and some advice to give

never have phone sex when your tired.....you snoring at the other end doesn't get her moist...So I'm told...by an ex

 

[dyna-ti]

1..try and get the docs first name before he enters and plays with your colon..it would be rude not to

What about shaking his hand?

Before or after?

During.. apparently :?

Aye.Shake yer hips and it amounts to the same thing

 

[Whatleymeister]

This is the funniest thread I think I have ever read!

Did they do the 'pull my finger' gag afterwards?!

 

[dyna-ti]

 

[sylus]

Although I didn't dare..I was tempted to say could you introduce yourself to my pancreas whilst your up that far

A point that struck me whilst the doc was busy....out here with no nhs it's not unusual for docs to be millionares and this doc was a co owner in a bar in town called....one eyed jacks

I kid you not...it's real ... http://www.oneeyedjackssaloon.com/

 

[Whatleymeister]

The dancers look rather lovely :shock: