Strangest thing you've seen on a bike ride?

Couple having a midday shag in the back of their car. Nearly dropped my bike off the deer fence I was half way over due to laughing. Girl in the car also thought it was hilarious. Guy was not so impressed given the wheel spinning speed he left the side road at.
 
My wife and I were riding in France, along the 2ww (german) munitions track (year 2000) hour after hour through giant pines planted by napoleon on the sandy

Suddenly we were riding past some (mature) naked ladies playing tennis, then just as quickly back amongst the giant, silent pines!

Now it's an official cycle route, I suspect there's some fencing gone up🤣
 
I was riding along a wide open bridleway near Pevensey, which runs along a raised bank beside the river. Two naked blokes were having what seemed to be quite lusty sex right in the middle of the path. They looked up, saw me and carried on. As i rode round them I said "Good morning" and one of them waved his hand.

The following day I was going along a local track, turned a corner and there was a woman fellating a bloke in the middle of the path. I coughed so they knew I was there and they scuttled into the bushes.

Quite a weekend. Must have been something in the air.
 
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