Strangest thing you've seen on a bike ride?

[sefton1275gt]

Where abouts is this track exactly

 

[Battersby]

I was on a clay trail (Cornwall) on my commute and came across a you lady with her knickers round her ankles bent over getting fingered from behind over a granite rock.

I just said my usual "Evening".

 

[shepp]

I was riding along a wide open bridleway near Pevensey, which runs along a raised bank beside the river. Two naked blokes were having what seemed to be quite lusty sex right in the middle of the path. They looked up, saw me and carried on. As i rode round them I said "Good morning" and one of them waved his hand.

The following day I was going along a local track, turned a corner and there was a woman fellating a bloke in the middle of the path. I coughed so they knew I was there and they scuttled into the bushes.

Quite a weekend. Must have been something in the air.

Pevensey in Eastbourne??

 

[bikeworkshop]

Pevensey in Eastbourne??

Anyone planning a Retro Ride?

 

[wynne]

Yes, Pevensey near Eastbourne. I can give you an approximate grid reference. It was on the 1066 trail - a day out for all the family.
I reckon it's my Onyx sprag clutch. No one hears me.

 

[Markybeau]

Where abouts is this track exactly

Asking for a friend?...or hoping to make one?

 

[highlandsflyer]

Probably a figure running towards me over the moors.
A dark shadow figure, flames dripping from its silhouette, bounded across the glens towards me at great speed. Passing close, it turned its head to glare into my eyes, revealing its own as two orbs of terrible searing flame that would lay waste to all time and consciousness.