Lostcause
Retro Guru
Spring 1997 I bought a Marin Palisades Trail, Burnished silver alloy frame and yellow rigid fork. A first for me was A-Head and V Brakes, what a bike but it wasn’t to be, stolen a month later. I was devastated and skint but my father decided to buy me a replacement, bless him.
This time a steel rigid Rockhopper in red. I fell off it on the first ride, blamed the tyres and a day later it had some Velociraptors on. It was amazing, I rode it everyday for hours on end and never longed for anything else. Getting the regular mountain bike magazines each month had me longing for parts though and an upcoming race in Buith wells had me convinced I needed a suspension fork. A Rockshox Judy SL was what my heart desired but at £500 from JE James in Sheffield it was a little out of my reach so I did the sensible thing and sold my car to buy them and a set of Maura HS33’s in yellow to match the Judy’s. A Ford Orion 1.6i Ghia no less, wish I still had that too. To me the Rockhopper was perfect in this guise and we went everywhere.
15 years later and after many many miles I sold it, instantly regretted doing it and consoled myself with a Stumpjumper. A fine bike indeed and arguably far superior to the Rockhopper but…..
Come 2019 I started looking for a 17” steel Rockhopper in red but they were thin on the ground. 19” ones came up for sale quite often but never a 17 so I gave up and enjoyed the Stumpy still.
Then in 2023 a 17” ‘97 in red frame and rigid fork turned on eBay for £40 with an M900 crankset in my favourite size of 170mm. A nice dent in the down tube and a seized seat post, wonderful…
This time a steel rigid Rockhopper in red. I fell off it on the first ride, blamed the tyres and a day later it had some Velociraptors on. It was amazing, I rode it everyday for hours on end and never longed for anything else. Getting the regular mountain bike magazines each month had me longing for parts though and an upcoming race in Buith wells had me convinced I needed a suspension fork. A Rockshox Judy SL was what my heart desired but at £500 from JE James in Sheffield it was a little out of my reach so I did the sensible thing and sold my car to buy them and a set of Maura HS33’s in yellow to match the Judy’s. A Ford Orion 1.6i Ghia no less, wish I still had that too. To me the Rockhopper was perfect in this guise and we went everywhere.
15 years later and after many many miles I sold it, instantly regretted doing it and consoled myself with a Stumpjumper. A fine bike indeed and arguably far superior to the Rockhopper but…..
Come 2019 I started looking for a 17” steel Rockhopper in red but they were thin on the ground. 19” ones came up for sale quite often but never a 17 so I gave up and enjoyed the Stumpy still.
Then in 2023 a 17” ‘97 in red frame and rigid fork turned on eBay for £40 with an M900 crankset in my favourite size of 170mm. A nice dent in the down tube and a seized seat post, wonderful…