I will throw three out there to get my fellow english arguing
Tea bag followed by water and milk, or tea bag and milk followed by water?
Regarding scones.....jam on the cream, or cream on the jam?
Next weekend meaning the weekend following this coming weekend, or next weekend meaning the coming weekend?
heathen.
tea bag, water, stir the shit out of it, leave it for 20 minutes having forgotten about it, dump down sink, leave teabag in the sink, start again, this time don't go and look at the squirrel, tea bag, water, bugger (either the kettle wasn't full enough or you forgot to boil it again), dump the 1/3 of a cup of tea water down the sink, leave the tea bag in the sink and start again, tea bag, boiling water, stir, squish the teabag against the side of the cup 3 times, stir some more, hear your partner walk though to the kitchen, get another cup out, tea bag, water, stir, remove tea bag from first cup and dump it in the second one, stir some more. remove both tea bags with 1 spoon, make joke about it, chuck in bin, milk in both, give partner first cup because it's a bit colder and really strong. remove tea bags from sink before partner beats you with the spoon.
scones, it's half scone, butter, cream, jam, cream, butter, other half of scone.
then squish it all down so it spurts (hehe) out the side and eat it while holding eye contact with the old dear in the tweed jacket that you sat opposite. she will either be incredible aroused at your manly man man ways, or disgusted and tell her husband who has his back to you about how the national trust will let anybody in these days.
weekend? nope don't know what that is, is it the bit of the week where I still get up at stupid o-clock to make the kids breakfast before starting a day of hard labour getting the house tidy/painted/built or the garden dug/mowed/turned upside down?
either way you can keep this weekend (The weekend coming) and the next weekend (the weekend after it).