Retrobike unearths new elements for the Periodic Table!

Sootngluetonium - not a precious metal, so largely worthless except for a handful of samples found by early explorers. Considered toxic; excessive relentless exposure to it on GCN may cause brain damage and undue povety. Can't be alloyed. Industry standard substitute for Smugaminium.
 
Fools Smugominium
Love it! 🤣

It's also similar to Estexium, while Externium and Campagnolium always are rare earth metals, along with Dekerfium and Konahotium. Elexium and Marinium are transition metals.
 
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What have you all been smoking or drinking to come up with these posts
I have a case of Weinmania caused by mafactightas ie period brakes are crap
How very dare you, that’s proper sciencey stuff that is. :)

Ref Weinmania & Mafactightas, pay close attention and seek appropriate assistance, if not carefully managed both can develop into the more serious CampagnoloDelta Syndrome.
 
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