Retrobike unearths new elements for the Periodic Table!

[legrandefromage]

Kirks tend to be more Flexisabitoohitsbrockenum' and Explodium with a hint of Shedonfire - which is not an element or alloy, just an event

 

[Woz]

Sootngluetonium - not a precious metal, so largely worthless except for a handful of samples found by early explorers. Considered toxic; excessive relentless exposure to it on GCN may cause brain damage and undue povety. Can't be alloyed. Industry standard substitute for Smugaminium.

 

[The History Man]

I have a periodic table and a campaign chair. I use them at Mayhem.

 

[BerthaPog]

I have a periodic table.

Is that like an occasional table, only more regular?

 

[The History Man]

Is that like an occasional table, only more regular?

At least somebody understands.

 

[hamster]

Fools Smugominium
Love it!

It's also similar to Estexium, while Externium and Campagnolium always are rare earth metals, along with Dekerfium and Konahotium. Elexium and Marinium are transition metals.

 

[bagpuss]

What have you all been smoking or drinking to come up with these posts
I have a case of Weinmania caused by mafactightas ie period brakes are crap

 

[legrandefromage]

Period brakes are terrible once a month

I've caught a dose stropititis anyway

 

[BerthaPog]

What have you all been smoking or drinking to come up with these posts
I have a case of Weinmania caused by mafactightas ie period brakes are crap

How very dare you, that’s proper sciencey stuff that is.

Ref Weinmania & Mafactightas, pay close attention and seek appropriate assistance, if not carefully managed both can develop into the more serious CampagnoloDelta Syndrome.

 

[Woz]

What have you all been smoking or drinking to come up with these posts

Just a couple of chocalate liqueurs more than the usual stuff.