Quote of the day........

[Neil]

Never, ever, bl**dy anything, ever.

I've lived my life by that rule.

Has the punchline completely wooshed over my head, or is there word(s) missing, there?

 

[bryan555]

A change is as good as an effin' rest. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930)

 

[legrandefromage]

He who rushes into things often gets a sore head.

If things are looking up, look down to avoid the poo.

One man's rubbish is often LGF's treasure.

 

[SouthCoastRetro]

'I didn't cum in you Pete, I swear!'.
Wise words indeed there from the legend that is 'Jay'. (Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back).

 

[sylus]

when paper bag is alight on your doorstep..let it burn

 

[IDB1]

Watch that b****rd, he'll have someones eye out - King Harold 1066

 

[David B]

You can't polish a turd

Full credit to Louis Walsh for trying his best, though.

David

 

[eg2]

"Eagles may soar high, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines..." - David Brent, The Office

 

[jamabikes]

never rub another mans rhubarb

he whom laughs last thinks slowest

the journey of a thousand miles starts with a single coffee

my mate matt whilst discussing the sound of one hand clapping: "well if a hand could clap itself it would have to go faster than the speed of light, so as to reach the point in time just before it moved. this would cause a major issue as einstein says that if you reach the speed of light you will become infinitely massive, and thus destroy the whole universe."

me: or it could just sound like this smacks fingers of right hand into palm making clapping sound

matt: yep or that.

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[alanf]

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter

al.

sorry al but you can polish a turd!

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbus ... -turd.html