Quote of the day........

David B":3w1y6cal said:
al":3w1y6cal said:
You can't polish a turd

Full credit to Louis Walsh for trying his best, though. ;)

David

He tries to polish it with the end of his todger though!



Serious one......' Good losers shouldn't be allowed to compete'

Tim Krabbe, 'The Rider'
 
stedlocks":2s39e5u7 said:
David B":2s39e5u7 said:
al":2s39e5u7 said:
You can't polish a turd

Full credit to Louis Walsh for trying his best, though. ;)

David
He tries to polish it with the end of his todger though!
fx: sharp intake of breath...

Some people would 'ave you (in the legal, libel, defamation sense...) for saying such a thing!

Rabid dogs, I tell ya.
 
"Purple is a fruit" - Homer Simpson.

"Don't bother me with your conscientious scruples. After all, the thing's superb physics." - Enrico Fermi

"Ain't that always the way? Elevator music, a (censored) in a kilt, and a chick with a nickel-plated nine." - Elmo McElroy

"Now... where was I?" - Lenny

"Of course, we've improved on this model since then, now the players can beat the shit out of, and try to drown one another." - Douglas Hall

"Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!" - Larry Wilson

"You met me at a very strange time in my life." - The Narrator
 
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