"Purple is a fruit" - Homer Simpson.
"Don't bother me with your conscientious scruples. After all, the thing's superb physics." - Enrico Fermi
"Ain't that always the way? Elevator music, a (censored) in a kilt, and a chick with a nickel-plated nine." - Elmo McElroy
"Now... where was I?" - Lenny
"Of course, we've improved on this model since then, now the players can beat the shit out of, and try to drown one another." - Douglas Hall
"Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!" - Larry Wilson
"You met me at a very strange time in my life." - The Narrator