Cloverleaf
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Remember, and repeat after me; social media (and media) isn't real, and the only person letting it impact what you're doing is you. And just because what others are doing doesn't align with what you like to do, or what you call fun, doesn't mean that they aren't also having fun in their own way. Although there is a reason I don't 'follow' any pro riders other than the few mates who still do it, anyone who calls themselves an influencer, or indeed any sporting people I don't know. I want to do stuff, not watch it.Quiet! Nobody make a sound! No sudden moves! Shhhhh....
It's one of those Youtubers! See how they flow perfectly through the trails,on a digital 2026 prerelease! Dirt just isn't sticking! Wow! Such a rare sighting, look at that perfect chain line, and the chain! So shiny and chrome! See how a 2026 model really brings the trails alive!
We'll all feel inadequate now, our 2024 analog bikes are just, well, old shit.
Lads, there's no point in riding anything now
<chucks bike in hedge, throws helmet at Helmut>
Ow!
Sorry!
<clacks off to the pub, Spd cleats raising sparks, finds it closed down and boarded up, buys cheap cider from a newly opened Aldi, totters home, gets drunk, sprays one last blast of GT85, closes and locks the man cave for the final time... >
100% agreed. Nothing divides more people than the 1% of dissimilarity rather than the 99% of similarity, it seems to be human nature.My mountain biking is more mountain biking than your mountain biking is such a ridiculous thing.
Ride wherever and whatever makes you smile.