Patina. Show some!

[Nabeaquam]

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Ohhh. Hot

 

[Ingola]

Difference is a frame gets used outdoors and thus attracts rust and ultimately failure. I'm not sure a guitar has this problem

If you know how to properly seal and protect the patina it's not a problem I have bikes over 100 years old that are not decaying. Just takes a little research and elbow grease.

 

[Nabeaquam]

I went to the walk in beauty parlor franchise for a 5 minute haircut yesterday. “You’ll have to speak up, I took out my hearing aids so you wouldn’t cut them”. “What? Yell, my wife says I’m legally deaf”. “What kind of haircut do you want?” “Regular.” “Can you elaborate, be more specific.” “Make me look like a banker or lawyer.” “I can do that.” Bullshit, she gave me a buzz cut. Serves me right for being a crotchety old bastard. My wife laughs ever time she sees me. What the hell woman, you bitched at me for two months to get a haircut, I thought I was doing you a favor, I can’t see me so I’m indifferent about getting a haircut. Anyway, I told her it won’t be so funny in two more weeks.

 

[MattiThundrrr]

she gave me a buzz cut. Serves me right for being a crotchety old bastard

I do the buzz cut every time. It's not a hairstyle, it's the default setting

 

[Nabeaquam]

When I was 4 my father, who was a baker, took me to Monkey Wards so I could visit Santa. I got on Santa’s lap and he asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I asked for a pop gun. Santa said “what do you want a pop gun for, to shoot holes in your old man’s doughnuts?” My dad almost fell over laughing. That ruined it for me, I was no longer questioning Santa’s legitimacy, I knew he was bogus. How the hell do I remember such trivia? Must be a part of why Christmas is just so much jinglefuck to me.

 

[KayOs]

I'm like a pendulum when it comes to hairstyles. Yeti on one side and the recruits from "full metal jacket" on the other...